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Holiday quickies

Posted by John Manzo on December 26, 2007

Brian and I took the heathen’s route and ate Chinese yesterday (Christmas). We had dim sum at a place called Happy Hill (806 Centre St N- this is the cusp of an area I’d like to call “Chinatown North,” which would encompass everything from the bridge north to around 20th Ave), and it was okay. Not the best we’ve had but far from the worst. Best was probably the prawn and watercress har gow, with lots of fat shrimps and plenty of green stuff too. Other items are better elsewhere; we had chicken mushroom congee and it had none of the depth of flavour of congee at places like Calgary Court and Sun Chiu Kee (same owners); I’ve also had more rich-tasting congee at Double Happiness in Centre City “mall” (home of Han’s, also on my faves list). In fact, the congee at Wrapture, while not on the menu every day, is pretty damn good also, especially for a place that’s not remotely Chinese. Incidentally I know I’m not putting links in here, but most of these places don’t have websites. Google for info or click on the “places I like” tab and see if I have it there.

Today, I just had lunch at a new place called “Shawarma Knight” (1512 14th St SW- next to Vogglio d’Pizza) that does a very good donair. I had eschewed these for years, preferring the non-ground purity of “shawarma” instead, but my recent trip to Germany made me fall in love with the donair, even if the Turkish by way of Berlin “Doner Kebab” is nothing like what you get in North America. Here’s a photo of the biggest one I consumed over there, in Koeln:

By comparison, ones here are made with pita bread, have meat that isn’t as finely shaved, and have rather different sauces and veggie toppings. The one I got today was with garlic, hot, and “sweet” sauce which is some concoction of canned milk, sugar and vinegar- yes, it sounds vile, but I gave in and tried it a few weeks ago, and dammit, this stuff works. I’ll do a photo essay on the Calgary donair scene sometime, promise.

These quickies aren’t that quick, are they? QUICKLY: I finished the last book of the His Dark Materials trilogy last night at around 2AM so I am now obliged to see The Golden Compass, and am anticipating heartbreaking disappointment, because these books are much, MUCH denser than the Harry Potter series and they deserve three films of their own, if not more. I saw the first few minutes of TGC online (never mind how!), and if the opening scene is this f’ed up, I’m not really looking forward to this. But I have to see it. I just found out that I have a daemon named Olyandria, she’s a raccoon apparently, and so we’ll be heading to the cinema this afternoon.

And on that note I gotta run.

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Naked photo and video!

Posted by John Manzo on December 20, 2007

Naked. Finally.

My naked portafilter, which was designed and machined by “espressme,” one of my talented contacts from home-barista.com, finally arrived today after four days in limbo for “sortation” from Canada Post- it arrived from the US (specifically the great S of Wisconsin) on the 16th but I only got my hands on it today.A “naked” portafilter is a portafilter that’s had its spout and the bottom half of its bowl removed. I know this sounds like those poor kids in The Golden Compass being separated from their daemons, but trust me, this is to increase the amount of beauty in the world. With the lower part of the portafilter sawed away, the espresso comes into contact with nothing en route to the cup, and the barista can observe the extraction in detail to fine-tune his or her preparation procedures. It’s a very sexy diagnostic tool, and this one (which is sized for lever machines with 49mm portafilters; mine is one of them) is a real beauty.

Here’s a shot to help you understand what I’m talking about.

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One the left is the stock pf, which has two spouts on the bottom. Normally making it “naked” just entails sawing or otherwise milling the bottom off, but Elektras have this slightly curved shape that help it to withstand the rigour of being mounted in the machine, and supposedly, cutting the bottom off makes it subject to warping. On the right is the new pf, which as you can see is basically a hoop of brass. The handle, by the way, is something I fashioned from an ice-cream scoop; I know it looks good but it’s strictly a workaround until I get a proper one made.So of course I went nuts pulling shots this afternoon and made a video of one. It’s not perfect but does show what the naked pf is intended to show. Here it is:

Ideally the “cone” of espresso would be coming out of the centre of the filter, but this was only my third try and I’m happy with it.

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If I say “Merry Christmas,” it’s not because I’ve copped to all the right-wing bullshit, just so you know.

Posted by John Manzo on December 15, 2007

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One thing I love about having lunch, as I did today, at the Calgary Farmers’ Market is that unless you’re really lucky (or unlucky, you figure it out), you’re going to be forced to share a table with a stranger or two. I used to be really bothered by this, but I’ve had some really nice, lucid conversations with strangers and it’s almost like the scene at the film festival when people in the queues strike up these emergent, sometimes really energetic, conversations. It’s nice. There’s something old fashioned and comforting about it, like what it must have been like to eat at the big communal tables in diners way back when.

Anyway, I had a great lunch of chicken schnitzel and two knishes (mushroom and sauerkraut) from Margarita’s (no website unfortunately) and did indeed have a nice accidental convo with a nice lady who teaches at SAIT,  and on departing wished her and her friend a “Merry Christmas.” And then I thought about the unfortunate mess surrounding this expression.

If I say “Merry Christmas,” it can be taken one of several ways:

A. It is an appropriate salutation this time of year.

B. I’m a Christian and am saying it to commemorate the birth of Christ, and I expect that you’re a Christian too and feel the same as I do.

C. I’m saying this as a defiant protest against the evils of secular humanism and  multiculturalism, which are conspiring to take away our Judeo-Christian traditions and replace it with something that stripped away all vestiges of those traditions.

And for me, the correct answer is “A.” I like Christmas, pretty much, and I also like its secular and Pagan trappings. I am thrilled this time of year to celebrate the solstice and the return of light, and fortunately or unfortunately, that symbolism (with lights, I mean) has become part of Christmas. It’s as much a secular holiday as a religious one, and that’s how I choose to think of it. Go ahead and condemn me. Christmas for me has no religious meaning at all, because I’m not religious.

“But,” you protest, “you’re not celebrating the true meaning of Christmas.” Oh, shut up, neither are you. The three wise men didn’t bring Jesus an iPod, and they didn’t come back every year to deliver a Bed Bath and Beyond gift card. Regardless of its religious trappings, Christmas borrowed from Pagan traditions and it has evolved as a holiday that the non-religious and non-Christian can celebrate. And you know what? For the most part, all of these groups–Christians, the non-religious, and non-Christians–celebrate it almost identically. Christmas is both one of the most spectacular marketing successes AND failures of Christianity. Isn’t that amazing? I think it is.

Anyway, getting back to “Merry Christmas.” There’s been all this hand-wringing lately among the O’Reilly and Hannity and FOX News crowd about how degrading and “politically correct” it’s become for people to eschew “Merry Christmas” in favour of “Happy Holidays” or something like it.  I hate–I FUCKING HATE–when petulant, stupid bullies like the hate-filled ignoramuses that FOX hires pull this “politically correct” out of their asses whenever they disagree with something. I’m sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick of it. If you disagree with something, come up with a response, don’t pull out this one-size-fits-all “politically incorrect” label and act as if you’ve refuted something. It reminds me of uses of the word “racist” when I was in grad school: “You’re racist, end of discussion, I win.” For the neo-cons, it’s “You’re PC, end of discussion, I win.” This isn’t discourse, it’s not debate; it’s bullying and I just blow up when anything gets labelled “politically correct” anymore.

That said, horror stories and urban legends aside, all this complaining about the disappearance of “Merry Christmas” is complete crap. COMPLETE CRAP. EVERYBODY still says it, NOBODY is offended by it, and if Canadian Tire (or whoever) wants to be more inclusive by using “Happy Holidays” in an ad, really, is this hurting anyone?

No. There is no crisis. There is no anti-religious defamation. There is nothing going on here. AT ALL.

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If you lived here, you’d be full by now.

Posted by John Manzo on December 10, 2007

For all my joy in partaking of restaurant food forays, I have to say that I am also inordinately blessed to have a partner who is a very gifted cook. Most of my eating out is at lunch, because we almost always have dinner at home and Brian does a good job of always making sure the cupboard and fridge are well stocked. I’m a lucky guy.

I was reminded of this again on Saturday night when our friend (Brian’s friend and my new friend) Fayda had her posse over for a gourmand’s evening. Brian was executive chef and did almost all the prep in our more humble kitchen. Other folks pitched in too (making appie and desert courses) and the whole meal was gorgeous and very, very delicious. Here’s what we had:

Starter nibble was mezze of hummous, baba ghanoush and mouhamara, all prepared by our hostess. I have to give a huge shout-out to Fayda for all of these since these were the pre-meal snacks (with raincoast crisps for dipping- now THAT is luxury!) that tend to take a back seat to the sit-down part of the meal. Fayda really, REALLY knows her dips. They were all maginificent.

First course: salad of butter lettuce, baked goat cheese, apple, dried cherry, and walnuts with a savoury dressing with roasted shallot and garlic.

Second course: prawns and ground-shrimp shiu mai in a Thai-inspired broth made with duck and shrimp broth, red chili.

Third course: Cod cakes with potato topped with steamed spinach, in a puree of pea and leek, parsley and mint.

Fourth course: Duck breast sous vide (yes, Brian did sous vide) on a ragout of mushroom (oyster, cremini and enoki) in duck broth, lemongrass and truffle oil.

Fifth course, first dessert: Vanilla panna cotta with blueberry coulis, blackberries and raspberries.

Sixth course, second dessert: Fresh fruit and chocolate fondue.

Seventh course: Cheese plate, assorted crackers, nuts, quince jelly.

I didn’t have many wine pairings because I was Brian’s designated driver, but I did taste a nice Sancerre with the salad, a Riesling with the soup and my fave, a Moscato with the panna cotta. Oh, and a gorgeous deep red Ontario icewine too. Hmmm, rather a lot of wine.

No, we don’t eat like this everyday, but cooking together was part of what cemented our relationship those many years ago, and though my place in the kitchen is basically that of Linguini in Ratatouille (if you still haven’t seen this, shame on you), I still feel part of it. And as we learned in that wonderful film, every role in the kitchen is tres importante.

If I can get pics from one or more of the attendees I’ll post a thread to my facebook page. What a great evening!

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Thanks, Swerve!

Posted by John Manzo on December 7, 2007

I’m a star! A third-wave star!

Here’s the text of an article about me and my wonderfulness from today’s Swerve, which is the arts and entertainment mag in the Friday Calgary Herald. But first an attempt at a scan, which was not really possible given the weird big square shape of the mag:

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A couple of corrections and clarifications first:

1. It’s “Currywurst

2. It’s “Currie” Barracks

3. I moved to Calgary in August, 2000, not November, 2002

4. Brian was kind of hurt by my “Toronto didn’t love me” comment, so let me clarify: I adored Toronto and always will, but my life there was not the urban delight I envisioned before emigrating, mostly because sessional work forced me to be in my car, some semesters, 10 and more hours a week. All of that commuting and my status as transient in general made me feel, pretty much, on the outside looking in. Would they do this profile of me in The Star? Maybe, but I doubt it.

The cusp of a third-wave coffee insurgency

The Manzo, the myth, the legend… A portrait of the chowhound-coffee geek-sociologist-urbanist-blogger-flâneur as a full-blown Calgarian.

 
Chris Koentges
Calgary Herald

For a number of years, John Manzo was a ghost to me. Something between a flâneur and the graffiti artist Banksys. He left a trail of secret curry houses and sushi joints back when Chowhound.com’s “Canada board” was just a bunch of threads about Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver. That was the winter of 2003, and there suddenly seemed to be more of these secret little joints than Calgary had ever had. You’d pop into some new Vietnamese sub place Manzo discovered and end up eyeing the other customers between heavenly bites. Which one was he?

I remember a packed Film Fest party in Eau Claire. I don’t remember the movie we saw, though I can vividly picture a guy at our table afterwards. He talked about currwurst in Germany. He mentioned Uptown Sushi–more than once. And then he disappeared.

“Who was that?” I asked our mutual friend.

“John,” she said.

I swallowed hard.

“Manzo?”

Another woman we hadn’t been talking to suddenly turned around. “That was John Manzo?”

My friend paused. Confused. “Umm… yeah. That was John Manzo.”

He was just under six feet, and had the build of someone who conducted his exploration by foot–yet whose goal was some unfathomable unending feast. He had a beard and glasses. I began haunting his favourite places with more regularity, hoping to catch him in the act. Uptown. The Coup. Tiffin’s. What would I tell him, exactly? You’re not alone? I’m onto you, pal? Umm…thank you?

There were other Calgary hounds with names like Yen and Gobstopper, who were collectively more poignant. On the one hand, it was that Manzo treated it like an adventure. And there was something curious about his determined defense of Calgary cuisine–Calgary culture. He had obviously lived in other cities. He was clearly very educated. Yet his encounters with the city seemed almost delusional. Blissful. He had an ability to turn this seemingly bland place into anything he wanted. This ability lies at the heart of chowhounding–of being an urbanist in a place like this–it’s knowing there is as much adventure in a strip mall as The Museums of Modern Art. You need know only how to unlock it.

Manzo came to Calgary in November 2002, when he joined the U of C’s sociology department. Before that he was in Toronto. And before that, he taught at The University of South Alabama in Mobile. There was a place called Carpe Diem across the street that roasted its own beans and served real espresso. That was the introduction. He arrived in Toronto during the 1996 Starbucks invasion. Back then, Starbucks and Second Cup were a revelation. They made all these espresso-based drinks with semi-trained baristas on reasonable quality machines. The era came to be known as coffee’s “second wave.” (Baristas describe the first as “more a caffeine and heat delivery mechanism than anything with an enjoyable flavour.”)

Before Manzo moved to Calgary, he investigated the eating and coffee. He found Beano, Higher Ground and Joshua Tree. Intriguing independents. He found Calgary was full of surprises.

During the 2001 Remembrance Day Reading Week, Manzo travelled to Vancouver. He stayed across the street from a place called Caffè Artigiano. “I’ll never forget the date,” he told me. “Everything came to a crash.”

Artigiano had begun to create what’s known as third-wave coffee. “Third wave” is a bloated way of saying: let us now consume coffee as if it were fine wine. More profoundly than wine, in fact, because now coffee will be a perfect collaboration through the chain. There will be virtuoso growers from all over the world. Importers building “direct trade” relationships, above and beyond fair trade. There will be someone who can masterfully blend all the different terroirs. Someone who can roast it. A café with machines capable of unleashing the blend. And ultimately, a barista who could unlock the potential in all of it.

Manzo would go back to Artigiano for cappuccino. It wasn’t made with foam, but silk. And the silk was poured in the pattern of a perfect rosetta. At that moment, the renowned Calgary Chowhound1 added Coffeegeek2 to his repertoire of identities.

I met Manzo at 9:30 on a Friday morning. We’d initially planned a field trip to Phil & Sebastian, which is a weekly pilgrimage for Manzo, but he sent me an e-mail that read: “There’s no way to talk to a coffeegeek without seeing his home setup.” I could describe it for you, but better you just watch the video on his blog3.

As we talked that morning, he referred to the trinity: Bumpy’s, which has replaced Big Mountain on 11th Street; Java Jamboree with its Synesso Syncra machine (supposedly just the second in Canada); and P&S, with its twee subtext and $11,000 Clover machine out at Curry Barracks–and its long, never-ending line of customers.

So many customers that P&S is supposed to open a second location downtown. So is Jamboree. Artigiano is rumoured to have three in the works. Over the summer, Janice Beaton took over Beano, which is suddenly on the cusp. And Good Earth Café draws nearer each week. Calgary stands to have more than a dozen bona fide third-wave inner-city coffee shops by this time next year. By comparison, Manzo told me, New York currently has two. Of course, if we had a nickel for every opening that never happened. But holy crap.

I don’t suggest that Manzo is the reason for any of this. I can’t honestly say what he represents. Perhaps he’s just an unrelenting voice in a subculture that has been short on such local voices. Because, more than he is a chowhound or coffee geek or university professor, he is–for me–a Calgarian. In most big cities, he’d be quite ordinary. But here he stands out. “I loved Toronto,” he told me. “Toronto didn’t love me.” A gay man who likes coffee, gelato and cheap sushi–who’d have thought Calgary would end up loving him back?

And as much as I dislike the expression–and it will surely offend his academic sensibilities–I’m going to go out on a limb and call Manzo a third-wave citizen. Someone who has been to enough places to know what makes a city a city. They know what a city ought to be constructed of.

They know how to discover its character. Such citizens once seemed rare and precious here. But in the last month of 2007, Calgary feels not just like a city brimming with Manzos who know how to unlock the true potential of here, but a place that, in return, can unlock the true potential of our Manzos.

Notes: 1. chowhound.com/boards/57 2. coffeegeek.com/forums/worldregional/canadawest 3. jfmanzo.wordpress.com/2007/11/23/espresso-esperimentation-with-my-leva

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